As a man, I probably shouldn’t be telling you our secret codes for fear of being kicked out — kicked out of the Man Club.
Scenario: You find yourself in the midst of a group of guys who are talking about sports. They are particularly focusing on a certain sport and the big game from the night before. You are clueless because you hate that sport but are too ashamed to admit it for fear of becoming an outcast.
Mancode#73: Don’t say a word and reveal your secret. Any mumbling or light murmuring you can do while the group is being loud is okay, but don’t get caught. Just make sure you agree/gesture/wince right along with the guy who has the snazziest shirt.
Kevin, this explains your recent behavior. Luckily, I often wear the snazziest shirt. Speaking of shirts, thanks for the Banks.