Should I be concerned? Should I be worried? My all-time favourite pizza is Donatos, and I am beginning to wonder if they have altered their delicious ingredients. If they have changed their recipe, it does not agree with my system. Every single time I alone eat an entire large pizza (original crust, green olives and pepperoni), here is what happens:
- Usually an hour after eating, I develop an unquenchable thirst and find myself drinking gallons of water
- I develop a bloated feeling that can be painful
- I feel nauseous
- I feel as though my blood has changed into some sort of salty solution
- I am pretty sure I sweat pepperoni juice
- I find it hard to sleep, usually waking up in the middle of the night feeling as if my heart is trying to pass a grapefruit through my pulmonary artery
- I experience a temporary loss of appetite
If you have insights regarding the apparent new recipe for Donatos pizza or if you have any thoughts about a medical condition I may have, please do not hesitate to let me know.
I think you may be pregnant my dear friend… but hey… I’m just a EMT-Basic.
I’d schedule an appointment with your OB soon.
That would explain why I have been so emotional lately.
Next time try to eat half of the pizza – and then gradually start increasing number of slices….
I see… I do that to slowly increase my stomach’s capacity to hold food. I like it.
This is the first sign of your youth leaving you. You are now old.
ouch.
Two words…Sissy Gut!!
Dip Pizza in Ranch Sauce. See what happens.