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October 24, 2009

A Way You Can Send Stuff

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April 17, 2009

RICEHEIGHT

Are you vertically challenged?  Are you a guy and only 4′7″?  Do you feel like you are missing out on what the 5′5″ guys talk about in the locker room?  If so, there is a system that will forever change your perspective.  It’s called Riceheight*.  With Riceheight, you can start walking tall and everyone is going to [...]

April 13, 2009

The DUP

If you are a promising young dad, are you tired of being yanked out of a deep sleep because your son has knee-bombed your John Thomas?  Have you ever been reclining peacefully in a resting apparatus and your son drops from the rafters like a knee-wielding banshee?  Are you technically a man?  If you answered [...]