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I think we all have seen this product at some point in our lives.  If not, it gives me extreme pleasure to introduce to you — Toilet Mini Golf.  That’s right.  Haven’t you been on the toilet and thought, “Man!  What is there to do?  I am so bored.”  If so, look no further.  You [...]

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The thing I find most intriguing about this product is the sales pitch — The Shirtpocket Underwater Camcorder.  Apparently, there have been one too many instances where people have been diving with their family or friends, and they have reached to their shirtpocket only to find it empty.  To their disappointment, there was no underwater [...]

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Here is an ad for Casio, the same people that have been providing up and coming pianists with the demo button for years.  And apparently, according to this ad, Casio can also add a new dimension to your life — making you a big hit with the ladies or making you an upstanding member of [...]

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These are actual products.  They can be found in one of the million catalogs that fill your mailbox every single day.

I am no doctor, but I am pretty sure that any sort of kegel exerciser would require a different photo than the disgusting one used above.  And this one is the Super Kegel Exerciser!  I [...]

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These are actual products.  They can be found in one of the million catalogs that fill your mailbox every single day.

Merry Christmas.
From Heaven.
‘Nuff said.

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These are actual products.  They can be found in one of the million catalogs that fill your mailbox every single day.

First of all, I don’t need to add humor to bath time.  Secondly, I don’t want “BUTT” to be clearly embroidered anywhere.  And lastly, that guy looks too happy having that end of the towel.

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These are actual products.  They can be found in one of the million catalogs that fill your mailbox every single day.

So how lazy do you have to be to not hold your book while reading it?  And how on earth will you turn the pages while being assisted by the book pillow?  Do they really [...]

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These are actual products.  They can be found in one of the million catalogs that fill your mailbox every single day.

You know, nothing says “Personalized Beach Print” more than having your names put next to the feet of strangers on a beach to which you’ve never been, remembering the times you’ve never had.