I just saw a commercial for the most worrisome product I have seen in recent years. And by recent years I mean recent days. It is a new dog food called Nutrish. Sounds like a Tyler Stanton-ism first of all, but possibly the most jarring tidbit is that it is created by Rachael Ray — the Shaq of the food world. Maybe one day, we can all own some Rachael Ray whity-tighties…similar to the ones you could buy when Shaq was at the height of his sellout fame. Remember Kazaam? It’s where Shaq was ” A Rappin’ Genie with an attitude…and he’s ready for some slam-dunk fun.”
I wish I could say I owned a pair of what some marketing genius thought was solid gold.