The American Flag Shirt Wearin’ Capital of the World

Lee Greenwood.  Elvis Presley.  Dolly Parton.  That’s right, I am in Pigeon Forge, TN.  It is the only place on the planet where it is a requirment to have an American Flag shirt.  I don’t know if you have ever been to this mecca of country fun, but there is something for every red-blooded, church-goin’ American.

I have also learned that if I ever want to truly “arrive”, then I need to open my own theater — just like the Smith family.  I am talking about Charlie, Jim and let us not forget Charlie Bob — I am pretty sure he is the comedian of the Smith brothers.  I think you get your own theater after having sold 1,000,000 CD’s from a Rubbermaid table.

So I am going to eat at an all-you-can-eat pancake bar, ride some go-karts, shake hands with an Elvis impersonator, put on my American Flag shirt and take a little time off.



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2 responses to “The American Flag Shirt Wearin’ Capital of the World

  1. Oh, and if you an Elvis impersonator
    Would you shake his hand for me
    And tell ol’ Elvis , I’ve seen all his movies
    Well, I hope you make the big time
    I hope your dreams come true

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