Mancode #142 – No Eye Contact

As a man, I probably shouldn’t be telling you our secret codes for fear of being kicked out — kicked out of the Man Club.

Scenario: Some dude is performing a lame task and it is time for someone else to take a turn.  He tries to get the attention of another dude to take his place.

Mancode#142: Do not make eye contact with the guy in the crappy job.  If you do, you may have to accept or decline his request to switch.



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4 responses to “Mancode #142 – No Eye Contact

  1. Lacey

    Jobs like….. stirring apple butter at a church festival.

  2. Jobs like…being a goalie in a rec league soccer match?

  3. Stin

    I look forward to man code #78- Never under any circumstances will you converse with antoher man while standing at urinals. This coincides with code #92- When space is available, provide at least one urinal between you and whoever else is using said facilities.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, i need to get back to finals…

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