As a man, I probably shouldn’t be telling you our secret codes for fear of being kicked out — kicked out of the Man Club.
Scenario: You have been invited to a party. You throw on some clothes — an outfit that includes your newest Old Navy t-shirt. You arrive at the party and discover that some other dude is wearing the exact same shirt you have on.
Mancode#58: No problem here. The best thing to do is quickly point out that you both are wearing the same shirt. That way, it does not leave time for people to start wondering when the two of you will fight. After it is out, everyone can laugh and give the appropriate high five or “pound it”. Guys at the pink end of male spectrum, go home and change — and start calling yourself a girl too.