Best and Worst 9

One of the best things in the world: as a boy, to find a hair under your arm
One of the worst things in the world: as a man, to find a hair on your back
Even worse: as anyone, to find a hair in your salad at a restaurant

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  1. yeah, once that first hair showed up in my right armpit, i found every excuse possible to raise my arms.

    suddenly i was…

    …worshiping God with arms raised and shirt off in church
    …exaggerating my yawns
    …pointing at every seagull at the beach.
    …trying to touch the ceiling in my shower
    …always hoping to play on the “skins” team in pickup basketball

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