I am about to reveal to you mathematical proof that I am neutral when it comes to banana pudding. That is an interesting concept since I do not care for banana pudding at all. I have tried many recipes through the years — even many-a “Mamaw’s Recipe” but still, no dice. I am dumbfounded by the results of this equation. But who am I to argue with math?
One Nate Heffington made me aware of my apparent neutrality. He walked me through this process using a dry erase board that happened to be nearby. Behold the proof…
I am represented by the handsome drawing in the upper left portion of the picture. The equation broke down like this:
I like bananas and I like Cool Whip.
Essentially, positive + positive = positive.
I do not care for Nilla Wafers or pudding (Nate represented pudding by his depiction of Bill Cosby – try to find him).
Essentially, negative + negative = negative.
Positive + Negative = Neutral
If the equations are true, and they are, I should therefore be neutral towards banana pudding.
Thank you Nate Heffington. Thank you for an equation that does not make sense and for picture association that is a bit frightening.