Mancode #207 – Starting Your Lousy Car

As a man, I probably shouldn’t be telling you our secret codes for fear of being kicked out — kicked out of the Man Club.

Scenario: Your vehicle is beginning to show signs of old age.  Every time you get into it and are ready to go somewhere, you have to subject the people around you to the sound of a vehicle that takes forever to start.  That classic sound of a vehicle in distress fills the air:
naggina naggina naggina naggina naggina naggina naggina.  (Trying again) naggina naggina naggina *choke* naggina *sputter* naggina naggina *choke sputter* naggina naggina *sputter sputter POP POP* VRROOOOOMMM (this sound may be accompanied by a dark and toxic cloud exploding from the exhaust pipe)!!

Mancode#207: This one is simple.  Exit the vehicle and act like it is not yours.  Wait for people to clear the area and then try to start your car again, then you can drive away in shame.  After making a few wrong turns to lose anyone that may be following you, make your way over to the auto parts store…if you dare.

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