Let it be known throughout all the land and beyond that I am a hero. I rescued my family from the venomous jaws of death — the deadly jaws of a copperhead. That’s right, I am a hero. I stepped into chaos and brought order with the swift blow of my shovel. I valiantly severed the head from the writhing serpent and victoriously buried it deep in the earth. I gallantly volunteered to have my photo taken (see photo below). Then I bravely recorded my exploits in this blog. Afterwards, I smiled handsomely and then went about my day.
Did I mention that I am also humble?