When I was a kid, I can remember thinking that I was a superhero. My reasoning was logical. Whenever I experienced a ringing sensation in my ears, I assumed that it was some sort of Superhero Detection System, or SDS, alerting me to someone in need. The only problem was that I apparently had not learned to use my powers. Apparently, I was not yet a mature superhero. My Person-in-Distress Receptors, or PDR, failed to tell me where the victim was. That led to extreme prepubescent frustration. I remember running through my house trying to notice any change in the ringing. I would assault my parents with helpful questions thinking that maybe they needed help of some kind. Now that I think about it, maybe they needed help with their batty kid. I guess that made me the hero and the villain.