Magnus, our new dog, is learning the ropes of being a member of our family. One of the things that he is working on right now is trying not to poo on our driveway. In the dead heat of summer, no one wants that fresh-baked smell greeting them when they arrive at our home. Therefore, Bergen and I go on Poo Patrol where we scour our yard and drive for Magnus treasures.
Today as we were searching, I came upon an unusually “healthy” Magnus marking. The following is the verbal exchange between Bergen and I.
Me: Whew! Man Berg, this one has been bakin’ in the sun!
Bergen: Daddy, why does poo become bacon in the sun? Why does it?
He also recently changed the celebrated Sunday School classic, “He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands” to “He’s Got the Whole World in His Pants.” Berg is a comedic genius.