As a man, I probably shouldn’t be telling you our secret codes for fear of being kicked out — kicked out of the Man Club.
Scenario: You are making toast for a quick breakfast one morning, and after you have retrieved your slice of bread, you accidentally drop the twist tie on the floor.
Mancode#89: Simple solution. Don’t even think about bending all the way down to the floor. Every man should know the ol’ spin and fold method. It goes as follows:
1. Grab the open end of the bread sack with your off hand
2. With your dominant hand, gently grasp the bottom of bread sack and give it a good spin
[It is at this point you are creating an airtight seal for the bread that remains in the sack]
3. Place the bread sack back onto the counter by folding the twisted end under the weight of the remaining bread
Now you have ensured that your bread will not go bad overnight and you won’t have to bend down and fiddle with that twist tie like a sucker.