Be a Bear

Imagine how cool it would be to actually be a bear.  I mean think about it.  You get up in the morning and you get plugged in.  Someone sets your dial to 6 which is for cotton blends.  Then you get scalding hot and steam starts pouring out of you as someone skillfully glides you over their clothing.
Wait.  I think I have been describing an iron.  That is not as cool as being a bear.


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One response to “Be a Bear

  1. You’re hilarious.

    That’s all.

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