Category Archives: Best and Worst

Best and Worst 12

U2MeOne of the best things in the world:
having a super-sweet Israel Beard
One of the worst things in the world:
having to comb your face

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Best and Worst 11

One of the best things in the world: feeling something soft with your bare feet
One of the worst things in the world: discovering that the soft something was in fact a mouse that had died next to your bed

(This actually happened to my Mom)

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Best and Worst 10

One of the best things in the world: when summer rain pours outside bringing about the aroma of fresh earth
One of the worst things in the world: when summer rain pours into my vehicle after I left the windows down and it brings about the aroma of dead worms that lingers for days

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Best and Worst 9

One of the best things in the world: as a boy, to find a hair under your arm
One of the worst things in the world: as a man, to find a hair on your back
Even worse: as anyone, to find a hair in your salad at a restaurant

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Best and Worst 8

One of the best things in the world: when you see your newborn baby and he steals your heart
One of the worst things in the world: when your heart is stolen by an organ harvester

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Best and Worst 7

One of the best things in the world: Christmas morning with your family
One of the worst things in the world: having a mountain man detach your leg with his knife and then use your limb as a club

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Best and Worst 6

One of the best things in the world: the idea of the program called Deadliest Warrior on Spike TV
One of the worst things in the world: to have actually watched Deadliest Warrior on Spike TV

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