When I Grow Up

When I grow up, I want to experience the staggering heights of owning my own successful business.  After I milk it for all it’s worth and lay off thousands, I will then drive it into the ground and blow all of my money.  After swallowing my tears among the urchins of the streets for 10 years, I will then start a new business and just do okay.  I will do all of this to inspire people.  Because I love to inspire people.