Category Archives: Bottom of the Barrel

Bottom of the Barrel Bin 8

I think we all have seen this product at some point in our lives.  If not, it gives me extreme pleasure to introduce to you — Toilet Mini Golf.  That’s right.  Haven’t you been on the toilet and thought, “Man!  What is there to do?  I am so bored.”  If so, look no further.  You can play a complete round of mini golf right in the comfort of your own bathroom.  And remain seated (please remain seated), because included is a mini putter that is just the right size.  So next time you are on the throne and you wanna kill some time, break out Toilet Mini Golf.  And afterwards make an appointment with your family physician to address the ill effects of sitting on a toilet for excessive periods of time.

(Thanks to Christ Hunt for snapping this pic while apparently driving down a rough road while blindfolded)

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Bottom of the Barrel Bin 7

Shirtpocket Cam

The thing I find most intriguing about this product is the sales pitch — The Shirtpocket Underwater Camcorder.  Apparently, there have been one too many instances where people have been diving with their family or friends, and they have reached to their shirtpocket only to find it empty.  To their disappointment, there was no underwater camcorder in existence that would fit in their shirtpocket to record memories whilst diving.  If only there were such an invention.  Well, rest easy now my diving-in-a-shirt-with-a-pocket friends — it is available for the low, low price of $199.95.  Maybe soon someone will invent sunglasses that you wear while you sleep, or better yet, a holster for your cell phone for when you are walking through fire.

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Bottom of the Barrel Bin 6

Digital Piano 2

Here is an ad for Casio, the same people that have been providing up and coming pianists with the demo button for years.  And apparently, according to this ad, Casio can also add a new dimension to your life — making you a big hit with the ladies or making you an upstanding member of a polygomist society.  Maybe it’s both, I mean, everyone is obviously having a super time.

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Bottom of the Barrel Bin 5

These are actual products.  They can be found in one of the million catalogs that fill your mailbox every single day.

Super Kegal

I am no doctor, but I am pretty sure that any sort of kegel exerciser would require a different photo than the disgusting one used above.  And this one is the Super Kegel Exerciser!  I wonder what the Normal Kegel Exerciser does?

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Bottom of the Barrel Bin 4

These are actual products.  They can be found in one of the million catalogs that fill your mailbox every single day.

Heaven

Merry Christmas.
From Heaven.
‘Nuff said.

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Bottom of the Barrel Bin 3

These are actual products.  They can be found in one of the million catalogs that fill your mailbox every single day.

Face Butt

First of all, I don’t need to add humor to bath time.  Secondly, I don’t want “BUTT” to be clearly embroidered anywhere.  And lastly, that guy looks too happy having that end of the towel.

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Bottom of the Barrel Bin 2

These are actual products.  They can be found in one of the million catalogs that fill your mailbox every single day.

Book Pillow

So how lazy do you have to be to not hold your book while reading it?  And how on earth will you turn the pages while being assisted by the book pillow?  Do they really expect me to lift my arm and manually flip those heavy slices of paper?  And why is the only color option sage?  I want it to match my Young and the Restless blanket that I use to warm myself as I watch my stories on the TV.  At least is has a tassled bookmark.

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